Hei,

mein Freund und ich haben was für euch, ein Schönes Lied! *fg* Am bester passt es zu "Oh, Tannenbaum" * wischt sich die Lachtränen aus den Augen ! Dem Verfasser sollte man einen Orden verleihen

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You are so darn evil
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You are so darn evil
You kill mud-bloods and muggles too
Harry says that he hates you
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You are so darn evil

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
No one can pronounce your name
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
No one can pronounce your name
They all pronounce it with a “t”
Some even just type “Voldy”
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
No one can pronounce your name

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Bella really likes you
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Bella really likes you
She’s queen of all the crazy sorts
She wants to snog you, Lord Voldemort
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Bella really likes you

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
The writer’s really tired
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
The writer’s really tired
I’m falling asleep at my desk
I want to burn every pink dress
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
The writer’s really tired

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Some fan girls think you’re sexy
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Some fan girls think you’re sexy
“But you like him too!” I hear them scream
Uh…no…erm, what do you mean?
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Some fan girls think you’re sexy

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Your minions are all morons
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Your minions are all morons
They have no brains, we that’s true
You’d kill them all, though, should they turn on you
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
Your minions are all morons

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You know you’re actually fictitious
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You know you’re actually fictitious
You’re just a character in a book
See here it is, take a look
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You know you’re actually fictitious

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
My classmate thinks you’re ugly
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
My classmate thinks you’re ugly
I think it’s funny, but she’s wrong
Also this song is getting long
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
My classmate thinks you’re ugly

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You’d better kill Harry
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You’d better kill Harry
If you don’t, I’ll lose a bet
And that is something you’ll regret
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
You’d better kill Harry

O Voldemort, O Voldemort
I think you’re gonna kill me
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
I think you’re gonna kill me
I know this song is really dumb
But hey, at lest I’ve had my fun
O Voldemort, O Voldemort
I think you’re gonna kill me

Eine Anmerkung vom Autor noch :

A/N - I wrote this one night while trying to get to sleep. I was tired, had watched to much TV, and was not happy about going to school. This was written over around a two day period, probably from November 29-30 or something, and I just decided to post it. Like I’ve said before, I don’t own Harry Potter or the song “O Christmas Tree” so quit asking! GOSH! I hope you all find it as funny as I do. Merry Very Early Christmas to all! -Sadademort

Gefunden haben wir es hier: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2684303/1/

Also ich beschwere mich da nicht! Habe den Text meiner Schwester gezeigt und die wälzt sich jetzt noch auf dem Boden!

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